The incredible hulk raided my kitchen

9 Jul

I love the way Adrian’s eyes roll back in his head like a drug addict that just got a fix every time he gets a new bottle. Chug! Chug! Chug little man! I wish I loved drinking a simple glass of milk that much…..I wish I loved eating really lame healthy food that much.

Today was a dieting struggle for me. I’ve told myself that I am not on a diet and it’s a “Lifestyle” change of eating better and more exercise but today it was more like torture. Maybe it was the case of the Monday’s but I literally just wanted to hang out with little mini me and watch boring reality TV (That has potentially rotten my brain).

I ate well in the beginning of the day but once 3:00 rolled around my incredible hulk craving came over me and I wanted to hulk smash the kitchen apart looking for horrible delicious, fattening things and, I did…just that. My findings were Oreo cookies and not the regular but still scrumptious single stuffed ones. They were glorious double stuffed Oreos and I downed three of them like I hadn’t eaten in a week.

The irony to this short story is that because of my diet the box of Oreo cookies had sat in my cabinet for many weeks without being enjoyed and had become stale as shit. So even though I did enjoy them and all of their staleness they could have been much, much better and I was also proud of myself that they sat in the cabinet for so long without being eaten.

Tomorrow I will love my new Low Cal lifestyle again.

~Christine Kay

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4 Responses to “The incredible hulk raided my kitchen”

  1. jenntenhaaf 07/10/2012 at 3:45 AM #

    Ahahaa! Babies do enjoy food more than adults which is weird because they don’t get to eat oreos or really any of the good stuff for such a long time. Imagine if we put food in our mouths and our eyes rolled back the way baby’s eyes do. People would think we were stoned.

    • lifeaftersingle 07/10/2012 at 5:39 PM #

      Haha! I think that happens to me when I have my first sip of coffee for the day!

  2. juliamadrazo1 07/13/2012 at 6:24 PM #

    I was supposed to start my “lifestyle” change last weekend. But then my husband surprised (punished) me by making a big bowl of my favorite pasta and went junk food shopping. Why does this keep happening? It’s like the universe is conspiring to make sure that I never lose weight.

    • lifeaftersingle 07/13/2012 at 6:33 PM #

      LOL! Mine is the same way. He is super tall, skinny and can eat all the junk he wants! Lucky for me he doesn’t know his way around a grocery store and he doesn’t know how to cook either. haha Just ban your hubby from grocery shopping adn that should solve it! 🙂

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