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The incredible hulk raided my kitchen

9 Jul

I love the way Adrian’s eyes roll back in his head like a drug addict that just got a fix every time he gets a new bottle. Chug! Chug! Chug little man! I wish I loved drinking a simple glass of milk that much…..I wish I loved eating really lame healthy food that much.

Today was a dieting struggle for me. I’ve told myself that I am not on a diet and it’s a “Lifestyle” change of eating better and more exercise but today it was more like torture. Maybe it was the case of the Monday’s but I literally just wanted to hang out with little mini me and watch boring reality TV (That has potentially rotten my brain).

I ate well in the beginning of the day but once 3:00 rolled around my incredible hulk craving came over me and I wanted to hulk smash the kitchen apart looking for horrible delicious, fattening things and, I did…just that. My findings were Oreo cookies and not the regular but still scrumptious single stuffed ones. They were glorious double stuffed Oreos and I downed three of them like I hadn’t eaten in a week.

The irony to this short story is that because of my diet the box of Oreo cookies had sat in my cabinet for many weeks without being enjoyed and had become stale as shit. So even though I did enjoy them and all of their staleness they could have been much, much better and I was also proud of myself that they sat in the cabinet for so long without being eaten.

Tomorrow I will love my new Low Cal lifestyle again.

~Christine Kay

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